Derek DavidsonFeb 11, 202011 min readTexas vs. MinnesotaTexas will always be my heart’s home. But my body lives in Minneapolis.
Derek DavidsonFeb 5, 20204 min readSisyphusDrowning was elegant—everything was the same except now you’re dead.
Derek DavidsonFeb 3, 20201 min readTen Absurd Questions I Can Imagine My Very Educated Wife Enthusiastically Asking My DogLike seven of these are basically verbatim.
Derek DavidsonJan 22, 20205 min readIll Humor and MedicationWhen a dysthymic person has a bout of major depression, it's called double depression. I don’t have any single depression to compare it to.
Derek DavidsonJan 21, 20205 min read"Why don't you drink?"I cannot stop eating gas station food, despite it being, you know, gas station food.
Derek DavidsonJan 15, 202010 min readWrenI would wake up looking a total mess, something like Encino Man, unable to find my clothes, languid and gawking at her.
Derek DavidsonJan 9, 20202 min readTop Ten Student Insults Overheard Didn't include this because she isn't my student, but my daughter's first Yo Momma Joke was "Yo Momma look like a tardigrade."